• My friend’s newly hatched chicks from the bird’s nest on her patio got stolen by a large monkey that was spotted a few days earlier running across the outside wall of her condo. It’s a jungle out there

• Our exciting swamp-ish Easter plans now carry a Foreign Office caution thanks to rebels occupying parts of Sabah. It is highly unlikely that anything will happen to us but still: it’s not working out to be a jolly hike in the Norfolk Broads

• Our living room roller blind jammed and when I wiggled it, out fell a very flat gecko #flowerpressanyone

• Pulling the bookshelves apart to wipe down mould is a weekly chore

• The skateboard instructor is about two years older than my son

• The next six weekends are booked up. Only in Sing.