Aunty Rosy is here, visiting for the long weekend from Ipoh. Yay! Positives are too numerous to list and we are, as always, thrilled that she is here.

Negatives? Well there is this strange business of having to be told, every time, that you have put on weight. In effect, that you are fat. She’s candid like that.

I can’t wait to be 74. I might comment on nose shape too. And bad breath.

Bring it.